July 5th, 2007 by dd
Update: Gotta love them lawyers. DaDump received another wonderful love letter from the peeps reppin’ the Nick and Vanessa show asking in oh so subtle terms to remove the ‘offending’ pics. Sex in a hot tub between two attractive kids in love is a beautiful thing but apparently not to lawyers. In any event, I’ve replaced them with more generic photos. Since my original posting no longer makes sense, I’m sure you can find them on the net by ‘Googling’ Vanessa Minnillo in their blog search section. Otherwise, check out the Superficial to satisfy your fix. Ciao for now, DaDump.
Let the frenzy begin! The Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures are beginning to hit the web courtesy of Australia’s Famous magazine.
It’s only a matter of time until the uncensored pics (video perhaps?) go online to miraculously resurrect their ‘no where’ careers. If all else fails, then clearly they have a career with the circus based on their limber, acrobatic routines.
For all you super sleuths out there, check out the pic in the upper right… who’s leg is that and how is that physically possible?! I mean it looks like a guy’s leg but that’s not possible and if it’s Vanessa’s, shouldn’t it be the right leg, not the left? DaDump is either very confused or not sexually adventurous enough.
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July 5th, 2007 by dd
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo returned to L.A. from Mexico the other night after their latest scandal; this one involving unauthorized pictures of them prancing around nekkid and reportedly doing the ‘nasty’ in a hot tub. They’ve hired a high powered lawyer to prevent media outlets from releasing the photos. Good luck with that, buddy.
Aside from the superficial and fleeting interest in any sex scandal, let alone one with people we sorta, kinda recognize, this really isn’t of huge interest. Think of it this way, can you actually name a Nick Lachey song? Aside from MTV’s TRL and her recent short stint at Entertainment Tonight before getting the boot, can anyone tell me what Vanessa has done lately aside from showing up in the tabloids?
DaDump would concoct a sex scandal too if my precious Hollywood career was in da dumps!
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July 5th, 2007 by dd
Olivia Munn appears in the latest issue of Men’s Health Magazine. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it. If you’ve ever visited China, you’ll notice that ’sex toys’ stores are marketed as ‘health centers’. A healthy libido is nothing to scoff at, folks. So Playboy and bikini clad TV hostesses like Olivia actually improve our long term health prospects more than diminish our moral standards.
Chomp on that as you down your hot dog and beers… Happy 4th of July!
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July 5th, 2007 by dd
Katie Leung, Cho Chang to her Harry Potter fans, poses for the Evening Standard Magazine. The premieres are done and the latest installment of the Harry Potter juggernaut series is about to descend upon us. No doubt the expectations will be huge but so will the possibilities for this talented young actress in the years to come.
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June 30th, 2007 by dd
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s recent trip to Mexico should put to rest any rumors that they’re on the verge of breaking up, at least for the time being. The two were caught frolicking in the nude while on vacation. Life and Style magazine decided to censor the pics but no doubt the uncensored versions will be hitting the net very shortly.
Between this and the knife wielding pics of her and Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa’s life is really moving in the right direction.
“If people thought she was a goody-goody, well, this will prove she’s not,” says a friend.
… who in the world thought that!?
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June 28th, 2007 by dd
From everyone’s friend on MySpace to the covers of Playboy, Stuff, and Time, tight bodied little attention monger, Tila Tequila Nguyen, is the feature for this month’s Penthouse magazine.
Whereas the Penthouse is usually a sign that people are moving up in the world, this is just another peg in Tila’s attempt to grace as many newstand covers as possible in skimpy clothing.
Hey, DaDump isn’t complaining. So long as she’s seen in revealing layouts and not heard singing awful singles like “I Love You” then the world equilibrium should be fine.
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June 27th, 2007 by dd
Tiger Woods, 31, Woods introduced his and wife Elin’s 1-week-old daughter Sam Alexis Woods on his official website, www.tigerwoods.com.
“We’re still getting settled at home and it’s important to be there for my family,” Tiger said in a personal statement last week. “I look forward to playing next year. Both are healthy and happy. I can’t describe how wonderful it is to be a father. This is something I dreamed about and I’m enjoying every minute. It’s a good thing I don’t need much sleep.”
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June 26th, 2007 by dd
Ming-Na Wen showed up at the film premiere of Ratatouille with her daughter in Hollywood. When asked which country she adopted the adorable little girl, Ming-Na painstakingly explained to the paparazzi that she naturally conceived her daughter.
One confused reporter asked if she had consulted with Angelina Jolie or Meg Ryan before deciding on which Asian country to adopt her child. Meanwhile a fan was overheard remarking how “unhip” Ming-Na was for having an Asian baby the natural way while more conscientious and trendy Hollywood celebrities were “doing their part and saving orphan kids in China”.
An exasperated Ming-Na had no further comments.
(Editor’s Note: The source of this story is DaDump’s imagination; he will be severely reprimanded for his snarkiness. In the meanwhile, enjoy the pics.)
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