Yao Ming and His Underworld Connections
January 10th, 2007 by dd
Yao Ming rocks on with his demonic homies
From Shanghaiist: “The caption from this authentic un-retouched Chinese promotional postcard for McDonalds says something about how “Beef makes you strong.” For an American (or at least me) looking at this, I see Yao Ming in a demonic horned salute (or a Longhorn fan) to Satan having already sold his soul to the dark one for fame and victory. The background shadow of a looming horned figure seems to confirm that the possession of his soul has already taken place.”
This blogger who wrote this, Frank Yu, believes the ‘Lost in Translation’ moment is a result of weak due dilligence and research on the part of the local agency that did this ad for McDonalds. Excellent point.
The Dumpling, however, sees something more duplicitous and devious. Clearly it is a subliminal message in support of satanic worship and the Almighty Dollar. Like any group trying to break into the China market, they have enlisted the help a highly visible and respected celebrity which in this case is Yao Ming.
In fact, the Dumpling has uncovered a picture of Yao making a pact with Mr. Mephistopheles himself (aka the Devil, Satan, el Diablo, George Bush, Lucifer),complete with hair of fire and a face that will surely strike fear into the heart of every child on the planet. We hope it is not too late for Yao.
Yao Ming signs a long term contract (eternity) with the Devil
